I was wondering where all our money has been going. Now I know - Ben must be sending it to Dr. Oz. (the doc who is always on Oprah). Today Dr. Oz did a special show on men's health. He hosted the whole thing and the audience was all men. The wives and Oprah were in another room backstage.
Of course one guy had to ask about sex. Dr. Oz said it will increase men's life spans if they have sex 4 times a week. FOUR TIMES! Apparently the average is once a week, which I thought was just fine. So, Dr. Oz made all the wives feel guilty like they were killing their husbands.
It's just a good thing Ben hates watching Oprah! And it's good he doesn't really read my blog, too! So, he'll live a few less years. They've been happy, right? Maybe I'll just try to feed him healthier food and encourage his weekly basketball excursions - that ought to add a few years and make for a nice balance.
7 comments:
ben is really sending money to dr. oz? for what?
and why are men so obsessed with having sex so many times a week? i, too, have to encourage pete to eat healthy and go play basketball too so he can live longer. i mean, haven't they heard the stories about men who have heart attacks when having sex...
We wouldn't want anyone to have a heart attack, would we?
No, Ben's not really sending $ to Dr. Oz... but I'm sure some men are so he will bring up that bogus information - four times... sheesh.
Um yea....that's insane! I'm not even going to tell Tanner about that one or I'll NEVER hear the end of it! Can't they just be happy with what they do get, even if it is only once every few months! :) Just kidding, but come on!
I've never heard so much complaining about 5 minutes!
haha. 5 minutes. When you add it all up, that's 20 minutes a week! 20 minutes I could be watching Family Guy or surfing the web ;).
I'll try to be better.
Lucky me, huh ladies. :)
Oh, we all know you and Wendell have the most romantic life of all of us ;).
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