Conversation that took place between Ben and a guy who worked at HEB tonight:
Guy: "Can I ask you a question? How tall are you?"
Ben: "Six feet, six inches."
Guy: "They don't make us Hispanic people like that... Man, if you were in Vietnam like I was back in the day, you wouldn't have lasted one day!"
Weird, huh? Poor Benny. Good thing he wasn't in Vietnam!